Gout.

had this convo with papa awhile ago...
he bought so much  nuts i'm like
Me: tsk tsk tsk. uric acid accumulation (he has gout kasi)
papa: wow may alam ka na. dati di mo alam yan.  me: ALAM KO NAMAN TALAGA. GRABE KAAAAA.

OMG, Does he think I am that dumb? my God!