Is there such thing as "UNLOVE"?

You're prolly thinking that I'm going through some rough patch right now (Duh, we are all going through something, all the time).and the answer is: Yes, I am. buuut not because i am heartbroken (such a no-brainer, im not even in love with someone. i dont even think id ever be inlove again[idk, just kidding]).

Anyway,  I am not heartbroken but i know a lot who are under the sheets all day, crying their hearts out and prolly listening to adele songs non stop --been there, done that lol. AND I want you guys to know that ITS JUST A PHASE (my fave line hihi).

everything bad that youre going through right now, they are all just a phase. AND YOU WILL BE FINE. lol

move on. stop crying. get your shit together. life goes on. the world wont stop revolving just because your ex lover left you. think. don't be stupid. youre better than that. this may sound cliche but there are millions of fish in the sea.

JUST KIDDING. 

I am not that mean, man.

this post is dedicated to those who are having a hard time forgetting their ex signicant other. 

I hope, these guidelines (guidelines???) would be of help to whatever sh*t youre going through right now. 

I will give out a few things that you can do to forget that person. 

STEP 1:

Be STUPID.

When I say be stupid, I mean like uhm hmmm urgh uhhhh..remove your pride?

So your ex-lover dumped you, what do you do? nothing? you wait for that person to realize that he/she cannot live without you? eh what if he/she wont ever realize that? what will you do?

This is where you let all your guards down. (baka naman kasi nagpapahabol lang, edi habulin mo leche)

yup, you read that right. habulin mo, magpakatanga ka. why not? minsan lang naman eh (unless sobrang lagi mo na ginagawa, iba na yun).

Give the person like a week or so(ikaw bahala, kung paano mo kilala yung person), and if your ex didnt even try to contact you within that period, this is where you go crazy. lol.

Chase him/her. here are your options:

(If your ex doesnt reply to your texts and wont answer your calls anymore)

you can make a letter of how sorry you are. 

surprise visit him/her (workplace/school/home)

or whatever crazy idea you can think of at that moment. (flowers, chocolates, balloons etc)

Act desperate. [FYI, you will only do this once. DO NOT DO THIS REPEATEDLY, that's crazy!]

dude, desperate times need desperate measures eh. HAHAHAHA!

BUT, you have to be prepared. Most of the time you will know if the "break-up" is for real or just a "pa-cute break-up".and when you feel like its the "for-real kind of break-up" then you must be ready for a negative outcome. Sometimes, the person just doesn't love you anymore and that person feels like he/she would be making it even harder for both of you if you guys continue the relationship/ its for the best (famous break-up line lol). Maybe you guys are not growing together na in the relationship, instead, you guys are growing apart.

If the result is negative, (I know its very painful to accept but look at the bright side). Just try to see the positive side. You did your part. You will have NO REGRETS because you know you did everything to save the relationship. And that there will be a better closure na. 

The other party prolly made it clear na why he/she doesnt want to continue the relationship anymore(during your surprise/crazy plan to save the relationship). 

Cross them out of your list. 

[x]Closure

[x]No regrets.

Step 2 

hahaha, i will be posting it tomorrow.:D 

I only have an hour to spare to write eh. ayun.